Proof Of What Can Happen If A Wife Or Girlfriend Drags Her Husband Or?
This letter was recently sent by Tesco’s Head Office to a customer in
Oxford:
Dear Mrs. Murray,
While we thank you for your valued custom and use of the Tesco Loyalty
Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is considering banning you and
your family from shopping with us, unless your husband stops his antics.
Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our
surveillance cameras:
1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly place them in people’s
trolleys when they weren’t looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute
intervals.
>3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine
products aisle.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
“Code 3″ in housewares….. and watched what happened.
5. August 14: Went a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told
shoppers he’d invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas
stove.
7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager questioned if she could help him, he
started to weep and questioned, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”
8. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror,
picked his nose, and ate it.
9. November 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the
Housewares aisle questioned an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants
were.
10. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
“Mission Impossible” theme.
11. December 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the “Madonna look”
using different size funnels.
12. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled
“PICK ME!” “PICK ME!”
13. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed
the foetal position and screamed “NO! NO! It’s those voices again.”
And; last, but not least:
14. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while;
then yelled, very loudly, “There is no toilet paper in here.”
Yours sincerely,
Charles Brown
Store Manager
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Yeh thats quite amusing…but shame is only made up, they dont have tents, or carpeted areas in tescos!
Well it’s the first time I’ve seen it and it’s really amusing. Thank you for posting it.
It also makes me less embarrassed about my husband who likes to run with the shopping trolley then step up onto it and ride down the aisle at full speed shouting “Wheeeeeeee”.
If our younger daughter is with us she positions herself mid way down the aisle with an item of shopping and throws it in as he passes.
So far we have not been banned.
I feel empowered.
Very amusing. I used to place things in peoples trolleys, especially if they were blocking the aisle and taken a long time to choose an item. The most amusing thing I place in a trolley was a huge replica of the Millennium Falcon which went really unnoticed until the check-out, must have had a cloaking devise.
oh i already read this but it is really amusing!!
Absolutely brill! have a star for making my day before i go to bed..
I HAVE seen this type of thing in a different format – but the presentaton of it as a letter from the manager lifts it to new heights! Have a star…
Oh that’s hilarious. I want a husband like that! At least life would never be dull. I haven’t laughed so hard in ages.
Are you sure it wasn’t the husband sending the message to the wife warning her about all the things he would do if he had to keep going shopping with her?
Poor chap ,he was purely a victim of circumstances!
That,s hilarious but thank God I ain,t his wife!It,s like having extra child with behavior problems Lol.
lmao!! That was amusing. I wish I had a husband like him. Life would never be dull
whats incorrect with picking your nose and eating it.
considering! to bar hI’m,god im glad he doesn’t shop in my local store
Hysterical.
Ha Ha amusing
too terrible it’s made up I liked no# 2 and 3
I’ve seen this before in several formats.
What was your question?