A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night and led the way to his bedroom, where there was a huge brass gong.
"What’s that huge brass gong?" one of the guests questioned.
"It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock." the drunk answered.
"A talking clock? Seriously?" questioned his astonished friend.
"Yup." answered the drunk
"How’s it work?" the friend questioned squinting at it.
"Watch," the drunk answered.
He picked up the mallet, gave it an ear shattering pounding, and stepped back.
The 3 looked at each other.
Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed.
"You bastard…it’s 10 past three in the morning!"
LOL thats a excellent one
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hahahaha! it would suck to be his neighbor!
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LOL thats a excellent one
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that is a very excellent alarm clock, very amusing
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So glad that I don’t live next door to him!
Very amusing joke! Thanks!
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lol!! that’s one reason why a lot of people dont lik living in apartments, the noise
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hyuk yuk yuk…
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hee
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